Total Medals Earned: 160 (From 33 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,660 Points
Medals Earned: 6/7 (290/295 points)
Start The Game
Defeat Jack
Defeat Luis
Defeat ninjamuffin99
Defeat Tom Fulp
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Get Defeated by a Nerd
Medals Earned: 7/7 (35/35 points)
You can always use giblets if there aren't any severed heads lying around.
Cut more than prices in half.
asSALT the elf.
You pulled him off.
...or roast limbless elf corpse, whatever.
Remember the true meaning of Christmas and pray to RoboJesus.
It's a rerun... damned Christmas specials.
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/270 points)
Start The Game!
Kill 100 Baddies
Burn Stuff!
Kill Plant Boss
Fill Every Slot in Your Army
Buy R-Wing
Complete all Levels
Kill a Worm Boss
Get a Gold Medal on All Levels
Buy Mech
Buy One of Each Unit
Medals Earned: 8/16 (155/500 points)
Clear floor 1
Clear floor 2
Clear floor 4
Clear floor 3
Clear floor 6
Clear floor 5
Clear floor 7
Complete the game on Hell mode
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Game completed
Medals Earned: 5/8 (50/115 points)
Survive The Girl's clutches.
Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.
Kiss The Girl.
Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.
Get away without retrying.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (110/135 points)
Eat 100 animals.
Eat 10 yeti.
Eat 200 elves.
Eat 20 flying spaghetti.
Get over 100 combo.
Take out Santa!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/175 points)
Beat the game on easy
Evolve Once
Eat 200 fish in one game
Use a cheat
Beat on medium
Eat all 76 kinds of fish in one game
Beat on high
Achieve the rank of Sea Monster (over 5 000 000 points )
Beat on Expert
Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/400 points)
Accumulate 100 Chicken Eggs
Buy 15 beehive
Expand the farm to 30
Catch 10 fish
Buy 15 goats
Buy 15 bulls
Collect 15,000 hay.
Earn 15 million
Make a million!
Earn 5 million
Earn 10 million